Save $1M

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How? Just write “$1,000,000.00” over something, line it out, then write the new price of “$1.00” below it. Okay, maybe “$100,000.00,” to encourage more purchases.

I got this idea for a store, where people at the register can show off their savings on a giant-screen TV above the exit, and have their name and face flash onto a leaderboard.

Everything will be marked off in increments of $100,000.00. As I ring people up at the register, I’ll create millionaire savers!

Would people think of the displayed mark-downs as reasonable? Will they actually have millions that they would’ve spent but instead saved? Irrelevant.

Super bonuses for billionaire savers.